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I'll bet the poor little guy had one hell of a hard time trying to land on his feet during the spin cycle.
It will never stand up in court if she keeps doing this with him.
A girl like that could ruin a man if he were lucky. It will never stand up in court.
Some people appear to be evolving more slowly than others.
Why? Because our society is brain damaged, that's why.
No SUVs, but I think Pat Robertson is there.
This is the reason you should report all incidents of stolen plungers to the police. This lackadaisical approach to reporting these crimes is the very reason crimes involving plungers are on the rise in this country.
Don’t be too harsh. Remember, unlike the rest of us, these people have only had about 6000 years to evolve.
Can someone remind me what century this is?
FYI: An eminent lifestyle change makes me sensitive to the slings and arrows of Thor.
"He had his portable radio with him, which was thrown from his hand as he was struck. He was able to reach it to call another spotter for help."
The radio still worked after being struck by lightning? Wow, that's a good design on that radio!
I just don't get this. Nobody is stopping anyone from saying "Merry Christmas". Nobody is being attacked for believing in a god. These freedoms are still intact. Nobody is stopping any individual from praying in school. Just look around during finals. You can see their lips moving.
I think what is being perceived as an attack is people not thinking or believing the same way that they do. Well, this is not an attack, it's just a side effect of freedom. To preserve this freedom the government can't support one opinion over another so they keep it separate, or at least try to.
And the problem is?
Of all the ten commandments only two are laws, and this bozo broke the one that can get him sent directly to his maker to apologize.
You can, but don't expect a lap dance. I guess it's all how one defines "enjoy".
I can relate to this, but I generally like to give the booze to my date.
Forward into the past!
Maybe she should try dating a necrophiliac..
Bad
A couch potato that became a couch mashed potato. So sad.
Maybe, just maybe these two people aren't really meant for each other. On the other hand, maybe this young lady is only meant to have a relationship with an anger management counselor.
What would happen if the device were to malfunction, instant OD? I wonder if this could have some short term uses as a therapy to wean patients with addictive drug dependencies.
It won't be long before "missing the sixties" will have more than one meaning. Sigh. (Two second delay.) Fart.
Sigh...I miss the sixties.
Stand her on her head and see if she falls over. If not, she may have a case.
Where was "Mum" when Stacey was 2?
You may not be able to buy happiness, but you can have a heck of a lot of fun being sad.
A guffaw occurred.
No, he can bring his briefs.
If it does backfire all he needs to do is take a couple of assburn tablets.
They taste just like chicken.
Human Events has balls, but I don't think they are crystal.
This wasn't an easy to read article. Child abuse comes in many forms. It's hard to recognize in many cases because the marks and scars on the child are on the inside.
Don't get it.
Blind dog.
Bob the site editor guy,
Congratulation on that comment! It went from smirk to guffaw in under 6 milliseconds. That's like smacking one over the center field fence.
Mongo
A smirk occurred.
It makes sense. If you're an asshole, you would smell like shit.
PS Where is my smirk?
I wonder why they got divorced?
Lesson learned: Don't EVER, repeat EVER, sleep in the same house as your ex!.
Like many things in life - men love it, women hate it.
Everyone knows the funniest joke in the world contains the line, "Honey, please pass the toast." Fifteen years later, and I'm still laughing.
This article is a must read. It's a tad long, but well worth the time spent reading it. It should give us all something to really think about.
It's all that violence they watch on TV. One thing leads to another, and before you know it they're calling for world peace.
If I got that open minded my brain would fall out. It appears to happen to many people.
That's because you're not open minded.
Great... I just threw up on my keyboard.
He could have been wearing a pair of those new "quick release" jeans. They’re targeted for the swelling population of incontinent baby boomers but they also would seem useful to address other areas that are urgent and, um – swelling.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enough said.
"It is unclear how Windham’s jeans were unfastened--or whether teeth were somehow involved in the undoing of said britches."
It’s either teeth or she has a prehensile tongue.
Maybe a better solution would be to castrate the men.
God ble$$ Amerika.
In any event, she has a bad memory.
FYI: The Motion Picture Association of America now allows “fuck” to be used in PG-13 rated films provided that the word is used as an expletive and not with a sexual meaning.
I was going to expound more on this subject but it is raining and our cat just came through the kitty door. I now have a wet pussy on my lap so I’ll need to go.
WTF? Local authorities at my place of employment forbid me from visiting any websites that have any reference to material related to mature adults. That's really a shame too, because this one really caught my interest. Oh well, I guess I just have to wait until I get home where I'll have to hide from my wife instead of my boss while I goof off. (Isn't that redundant?)
For many, porn is their sex life.
It may appear to be an unusual story born of the high seas, but fisherman Enrique Lucero León stared the unknown right in the eye - its single, solitary eye. From the tummy of a dusky shark he caught off Cerralvo Island in the Gulf of California, León found something extremely uncommon: a Cyclops shark, in embryo. Article source: Extremely rare Cyclops shark discovered off Mexico . National geographic confirmed that this is not a hoax...it is a real deal.
What's going on? Why are we still here?
I'm so bummed out I feel like killing myself.
Tomorrow is the big day. Just in case I never get the chance to chat with any of you, let me just say it's been real. Oh yea, remember to turn out the lights before leaving, and don't forget to send all you money to oberlin.com. I'm sure Bob would really appreciate it.
Not at my age I didn't.
I believe you left out the word "wet".
Why do I find this story hard to believe? Come on, 17 men, 3 women and 33 condoms? It just doesn't add up. Besides that, who saves use condoms? I wonder how long it took for them to stop smiling before they went to the cops. Only in my dream, man, only in my dreams.
Show me the math. What's different from the May 12 prediction?
Let's get serious here for a moment. I've heard this argument before. Children start out blowing up balloons, and before you know it they move on to bigger explosions. Well, I totally disagree. I used to blow up balloons as a child, but I never developed any urges to blow up bigger things. The only thing I ever blew up, besides the occasional "science" experiment in my parents basement that went astray, was a large microwave oven, and I only did that because my son needed some footage for a taco hot sauce commercial he was producing. (don't ask)
I wonder if this got bipartisan support?
I don’t know where they did get this silly idea. Two-year marriage license??? Where is the essence of marriage there? They must be sick! If your idea of marriage is a two-year trial, then it's not a marriage.
However, for you to know, Mexico City is a liberal enclave in the mainly conservative country of Mexico. Some Mexico City lawmakers are considering making significant adjustments to how union works in the country. Matrimony in the nation of Mexico is carefully split between religious and lawful matrimony. Now, lawmakers are seriously considering making further changes to how the law around union works in that nation.
You can also check this out for more details: 2 year marriage licenses may be issued in Mexico City
Why stop there? Maybe they should also have one that just lasts until you drop her off at her apartment.
Some people just take things a tad to literally.
It also has been known to cause fractured skulls and other blunt force traumas.
I'm sure all of us, and by "all" I mean the whole human race, would appreciate that.
With that said, I'm giving up lighting my farts at parties.
An exploding toilet may sound like the punchline to a joke, but they can cause serious injuries and even death. Here is a proof: Exploding toilets injure one and kill another on different continents. A female was hurt and shipped to a medical facility Monday when she sat on an exploding toilet in Washington, D.C. On the other side of the world, an Australian airman, who suffered a similar accident eight weeks ago, died from his injuries.
Harvey was truly a great man. I sat next to him many years ago at a luncheon at the Oberlin Inn. He had just started his career at Gilford Instrument only weeks before when I made my first and lasting impression on him. I was forever etched in his memory when I accidentally ate his desert. The following year he got up from the table and brought me his desert, telling me that it was better for him to give it to me than me stealing it. He truly had a unique sense of humor.
I'm sure everyone is excited and curios to taste the new ice cream flavor of Ben and Jerry's. The company is noted for its delicious flavored ice cream. High-end ice cream brand Ben & Jerry’s declared recently that it was launching the new flavor “Schweddy Balls,” titled after a “Saturday Night Live” skit. Long-time fans of the show are responsive, including actor Alec Baldwin, who showed up in the sketch involved. However, a parents' group is fuming mad over the cold confection. Source for this article: Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls peeves parents
Yes, but when the job is done there will be fewer people looking for work.
Thanks Bob, I haven't had a really good case of the willies in a long time.
I only watch a few quality programs like, "Family Guy", and I can honestly say that I never even heard of these shows.
Yes, I was wondering that, too. However, let's not forget that she is "... suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected my brain."
What is a "motherless baby"? Is that a derivative of 'immaculate conception"?
The only "bad" mothering that I can see here is that the mother had poor communication skills. If talking to them doesn't work then you need to switch over to a manual method and communicate by hand. Then that birthday card will seem like manna.
I have never, nor will I ever, complain about how slutty college girls dress. I've taken a long hard look at this, and have concluded that complaining about such matters is just wrong. Slutty college girls have the right to dress however they like.
-Mongo
Don't pet a stray dog! Some people never learn.
"... the food industry should be compelled to cut salt levels." Good luck with that.
Unfortunately, the size of the religious right is measure in decibels.
What I would like to know is when, in human evolution, did green leafy pubic regions get replaced by short hairs and genitals?
In medical lingo this is a total hysterectomy with bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy. But only if performed on a woman. If performed on a man it is termed “spooky” – from the Latin “spooky”.
Three or four wives bitching and complaining all the time? I can hardly stand the one I have.
Wait. I didn't mean that. How do I get rid of this?
That's just wrong. I think she should have hung a plastic vagina on the back of her truck, unless she has a boy truck. Then it's OK.
WWSD = What Would Scobby Do. The other one is sarcasm or an AM radio station in Alabama..
WWSD, WWJD - I'm having trouble getting these. Are they AM or FM. Also, I've never been able to get WTF that everyone keeps mentioning. What's the frequency?
Better yet WWSD
WWJD
Duh!
I guess the old buggy just didn't have enough horse power to make a clean getaway.
I understand that the loser was ranting for a considerable time after the contest. Apparently he had a bug up his ass.
I'd be willing to bet that if they keep praying for rain, eventually their prayers will be answered.
Cats are NOT bad for the environment – and if properly prepared, such as in a fast-food burrito, are quite tasty.
"...a suicide bomber who detonated explosives secreted in his rectum. " This is the first time I ever heard of a rectum fire being used like this. You can use these things to take out a bridge usinf, you guessed it, a bridge rectum fire. <rim shot, cymbal crash>
What comes after looking at our insides? I think the next step is to develop a technique to sneak explosives onboard by hiding them in a parallel universe. When that happens I'm moving to the 12th dimension.
I wonder how many deferential equations he had to crank out on his slide rule to get this design just right? Let’s see – stuff to hide above and stuff to hide below. Two stuffs to hide. What to do?